The High Belt

I don’t like it. This look is terrible. Do you really need a belt if you are wearing a dress? Belts are meant for two things, holding up your pants and tying off before you shoot heroin. Last week I had to give blood and they tied me off (not with a belt, but with one of those surgical tubing things, which I think is an ok substitute) and they were smacking my veins. That is probably as close as I ever get to doing heroin but it was still pretty exciting. ANYWAYS…The purpose of a belt is not to push up your boobs. You aren’t fooling anyone. Your boobs aren’t huge, it’s ok, deal with it! Also from the back it looks like you are wearing some sort of back support device. Any why is that buckle so big!



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