People Who Wear Sports Apparel Not Related to the Sporting Event They Are Attending

For Nick Mahon

This guy! I don’t like this! Just because you are at a sporting event doesn’t mean you have to wear sports apparel. This is especially true if the sports apparel you are wearing is not representative of the two teams competing or even worse, the sport you are watching. For instance, take a look at this fucking guy. This fucking guy is watching a game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Kansas City Royals. The game is in Kansas City and is a playoff game. What is this turkey doing? First of all, is he a Royals fan, an Orioles fan, a general baseball fan, or an actual Marlins fan? If it is the latter what the fuck is he doing in Kansas City? Is he a Kansas City based Marlins fan? Did he travel to KC to watch this game? Is he an Orioles fan and figures orange is orange and who cares what the letters say? What the fuck is he doing?

Secondly, he is literally in the best seat in the house. How did he get that seat? You would think only a true Royals fan would shell out the cash to have such a prime seat. You probably don’t pick up those seats for the playoffs. Season ticket holders would have the first access to those seats when the playoff tickets went on sale. Perhaps he is wealthy KC business man who has jumped on the bandwagon and bought some expensive tickets. If that is the case why couldn’t he buy a Royals jacket? What the fuck is he doing?

Anyways…go to any major sporting event and there is some idiot wearing a Yankees hat at a Jays and Red Sox game, a Jays jersey at a Leafs game, a Marlins jersey at a Royals game. You don’t need to wear a baseball hat to a baseball game! They shouldn’t even let you in the stadium if any of your apparel isn’t reflective of the two teams playing. Perhaps all these people wear is sports apparel. That is an entirely different rant. For now if you don’t have apparel for the teams playing, wear a non sports apparel outfit.